Even at my most pragmatic, the melodramatic fact remains that I only get one day like this in my life. My first book, full of things I made up, has been released. The paperback and e-book are now available on Amazon. Pre-orders have shipped or dropped into Kindles. I am proud of this book, and it’s looking more and more like this isn’t an intricate and devilish April Fools’ Day joke played on me by Shock Totem Publications.